
“Are you feeling all right today, Father? You were moaning very loudly last night.”
“Ah. That must have been when your Dad was rather vigorously stimulating my prostate during sex.”
“JESUS, Sherlock! What are you-“
“And that’s what he says when I stimulate his. You should know, Hamish, that everything we do is consensual and is performed with utmost respect for the other’s limits and needs.”
“Oh. Okay, Father. Um, thanks.”
“You see, John? No cause for concern.”